Never trust a man who has a clean hard hat

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Saturday, 16 January 2016

Planned Parenthood Investigation

The Kansas Board of Healing Arts announced that an investigation of Planned Parenthood in Kansas found no violations of the laws concerning fetal tissue donation. This comes soon after Governor Sam Brownback's order that Planned Parenthood be punished with a loss of Medicaid funds for "selling baby parts"; actions which we now have confirmed, never occurred.
In other Brownbackistan news, motorists who do not exceed the speed limits will be ticketed by the Kansas Highway Patrol, homeowners who pay property taxes on time will be fined, and prisoners who do not escape will have their sentences extended.

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