Never trust a man who has a clean hard hat

Never trust a man who wears a clean hard hat

Monday, 26 December 2011

Hackers vs. Think Tanks

There was an emergency meeting called at the Think Tank For Freedom In America to Think (In A Tank) when a Junior Associate Assistant Fellow saw the following headline in the Hutchinson (Kan.) News;

'Anonymous' hackers target think tank 

There was immediate concern that the TTFFIATT(IAT) had been the hackers' target. Phone lines were cut, hard drives erased, and computers were destroyed. Then someone actually read the article and found it was about some low-rent Think Tank in Texas called Stratfor. We were relieved to find we were not the "hackees". This time.

We came up with a viable plan to secure our computers from criminal intrusion, as illustrated below:

The TTFIATT(IAT) will display this "NO HACKING" symbol on the website to deter miscreants like the members of Anonymous. This plan should be just as successful as Gerry Ford's WIN buttons from the 70's or G.W. Bush's plan from the 2000's to simultaneously cut taxes and the Deficit.


 

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